Though by all other accounts Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann’s discounted house of cards/scratch-off tickets/police reports continues to fall, at least Ariana Biermann is optimistic that everything’s going to be just fine with the couple.
Ariana was about to get on a plane (good, keep that girl from getting behind the wheel) when a photographer caught up with her. She gave an update about how things were going amid the tumultuous divorce and financial crisis going on with her messy-as-hell parents, formerly of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Don’t Be Tardy (currently of the Milton, GA police blotter).
Ariana Biermann: “Everyone’s great!”
While boarding a flight at LAX, Ariana, 22, reluctantly addressed questions about her family’s well-being to TMZ. She acknowledged that they’re facing a challenging time. However, she says they’re doing well. Actually, they’re doing “GREAT!”
“Everyone’s great! God is great and he’ll figure it out. Everything’s gonna work,” Wig Jr. replied (unconvincingly, if you’ve been keeping up).
Despite the apparent drama of the split, Ariana refrained from adding fuel to the fire or making negative comments about her parents. When asked how her mom’s doing, she answered, “My mom’s a really strong woman.”
Ariana also said that her adopted dad Kroy is doing “awesome.” The latest body cam footage determined: that was a lie.
The photog also fired off a question about whether Kim and Kroy need to start handling things in a more civil way – most likely alluding to their bleak November fight – Ariana responded, “Not my place. Talk to Kim.”
As for Kim and Kroy’s hopes of unloading their rapidly depreciating, almost foreclosed upon Milton, GA? Ariana’s out of the loop. “I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t live there.” Smart move.
It’s hard not to feel for all six of Kim and Kroy’s kids – even the adult ones – Ariana and her older sister, Brielle Biermann. The airport’s already a miserable place without getting grilled about your mom and dad’s divorce. At one point, poor Brielle was paying to keep the lights on. The four minors are forced to watch from a front row seat, calling the cops when Kim and Kroy take things go too far.
And for what? These fools don’t even have two reality TV pennies to rub together after they paid in full for a new Kim-gina during one of their brief periods of reconciliation.
Kim appears on the next season of The Surreal Life, which will air sometime later this year.
TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE ARIANA THAT KIM AND KROY ARE “GREAT” AND “EVERYTHING’S GONNA WORK?”
