Denise Richards joined the cast of The Real Housewives Beverly Hills for Season 9, which starts next week. Like any new Housewife, she must wonder how sharing her life with six other women will go. Will I make new friends and be accepted? Are new career opportunities going to come my way? Are my castmates going to dig up dirt from my past and use it against me?
Wouldn’t you love it if your new co-workers gave you honest advice about what REALLY happened around the office? You know, the kind of realness that could get someone sent to HR? Well, rookie Denise is the lucky recipient of such “office” wisdom from her fellow Housewives!
In a new video posted that Denise posted on to her Instagram page, The Beverly Hills Housewives share advice on how to swim with the sharks. From the Hills of Beverly to the shores of Malibu.
Instead of giving advice, Erika Jayne made a very valid comment. She remarked, “After everything that Denise has been through, do you really think that she sweats these broads? No.” True. Anyone who can deal with Charlie Sheen for 20 years can definitely hold her own.
Dorit Kemsley stated, “There are ebbs and flows and there is a lot to learn. Just note that there are growing pains. You do not need to figure it out right away.” Meaning Dorit will take advantage of your naivete. And use everything you say and do against you. Over and over.
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Unfortunately for the fans, Lisa Rinna did not share the true advice she gave Denise in private. During the video, she said, “Well, I have already given Denise all the advice personally. I’m not going to share my secrets with you! I have personally told her everything she needs to know. Don’t trust anyone. No one.” I assume that Lisa includes herself in that untrustworthy group!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OG Kyle Richards said, “At the end of the day, you do something that you are embarrassed about. At least if you were being honest about it, and you are speaking your truth, you can live with that. It’s when you find yourself not being true to who you are that you are going to regret it. I promise you.” And not getting in enough product placement. You will also regret that. Remember to carry logo baseball caps at all times. The viewers are more than aware that Kyle will wear an Agency hat whenever she can.
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Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave advised, “With this group, the more you trust your gut, and you’re authentic to who you are, it will show and people will love you for it.” Except for Dorit. She will not love you no matter what you do, Teddi.
Season Housewife Lisa Vanderpump warned, “Doing a reality show is like real life on steroids. And everything you said can be kind of brought back because its some playback. So, you’ve got to keep it straight and keep your wits about you. That’s for sure.” In other words, keep each and every one of your stories straight. People never forget. Ever.
If Denise followed this sage advice, she is sure to have a stellar first season. Something tells me that she will be able to hold her own with this crew. And I can’t wait! It promises to be a great season!
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TELL US- WHICH HOUSEWIFE DO YOU THINK GAVE THE BEST ADVICE FOR DENISE RICHARDS? WILL DENISE BE ABLE TO SWIM WITH THESE SHARKS? ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON TO START? WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR DENISE?
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