Justin Smith has been on the internet writing and cackling about celebrities and reality TV since 2016. You can find him in St. Louis binging old seasons of Real Housewives of New York City with his two black cats, Jinx and Hex.
Last week on Teen Mom, Tyler Baltierra tried to movtivate (pressure?) Catelynn Lowell to get ready for college, Maci Bookout, umm, did nothing, Farrah Abraham met Daniel, and Amber Portwood went…