The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County are back and better than ever. We’re only one episode in. Yet already, we’ve got talks of lawsuits, romantic troubles, and car accidents brought on by one drink too many. Or, as Shannon Beador explained, a revved car engine that caused her vehicle to spin out of control. It’s wild, but as RHOC Season 18 gets underway, the taglines have just dropped, teasing that even more drama will soon transpire.
Shannon, Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow, Jennifer Pedranti, Gina Kirschenheiter, and Emily Simpson are all back for Season 18. Since drama and representation are equally important, Bravo also brought back Alexis Bellino. Like Heather, Alexis also has a transgender child, so this is one bond that I am looking forward to hearing more about.
Coming in alongside Alexis as an additional “friend of,” we’ve got a newbie in Katie Ginella, who is already serving us with her quiet quips about wanting to eavesdrop and take in the tea. With all these women in mind, let’s judge their taglines to help us determine who slayed their five seconds of speech the most.
The RHOC Season 18 taglines have arrived, and while some killed it, others killed their moment
Kicking things off is Heather, who references both the drama and her desires for all things champs. “Just because I drink from a flute doesn’t mean you can play me,” Heather stresses. Following her warning is Shannon. “Even in the harshest of times, this Storms will always weather it,” Shannon says, likely referencing her DUI arrest.
After Shannon, my fellow prosthetic-hip-having friend Emily arrives. “I used to question people for a living, now, I just do it for fun,” she jokes. This former lawyer is right. She is one of the many tea stirrers in this cast, asking the hard questions as they come.
We next arrive at Gina, who weaves in her career as a real estate agent with her tagline. “Like the properties I represent, I know my worth,” she explains. Then comes Katie, a golf reporter. “When you live your life on the green, envy is just par for the course,” Katie quips, equally solid at inserting her career into her tagline.
Following Katie, Jennifer pops up. “People bend over backwards to get me and their form is terrible,” she says.
And then there was one. For Tamra’s tagline, Tammy Sue explains ,“the only thing stuck up about me is my middle finger.” In my opinion, this is the level of c*nty that screams the Real Housewives franchise the loudest.
Not all arrows shot reached the bullseye. Yet, based on some of these taglines, the upcoming presence of drama on RHOC Season 18 is clear.
Real Housewives of Orange County airs on Bravo every Thursday at 9/8c.
TELL US – ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEASON 18 OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY? WHO DO YOU THINK HAS THE BEST TAGLINE?
