Which Real Housewives Star You Are, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

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When it comes to zodiac signs, people either love to believe their horoscope or that it’s for the birds. But when it comes to the Real Housewives, many of them fit their sign perfectly. Let’s see what the mystical world has in store for some of our ladies. 

Aries (Ram): March 21 – April 19

If you share a birthday with Margaret Josephs, then you fall under the Aries zodiac sign. Just like Marge, you are probably courageous, honest, and share an energetic spirit that is hard to keep calm. Aries is the first sign of the zodiac chart and is one of the six positive signs. The Ram sign is associated with fire and is represented by the color red. It is no surprise to learn that Aries loves to be number one in everything they do. 

Additionally, like Margaret, you probably dive headfirst into your passion projects. Some situations can be challenging, but you do your best work when your back is against a wall. Aries are motivated, confident leaders who are relentless when it comes to achieving their life’s goals. You may become frustrated at times due to unnecessary nuances, but that’s only a temporary feeling. 

Taurus (Bull): April 20 – May 20

For Taurus, it’s hard not to be cool, so it makes sense that Luann de Lesseps is the sign of the bull. The sign of the Taurus is one of the most recognizable signs within the chart, just like Lu is one of the most iconic housewives. Taurus is an earth sign ruled by Venus, which happens to be the planet of love, money, and beauty. Like Luann, you might be a bit vain, but you can’t help yourself because you’re just so cute! Most bulls enjoy serene surroundings and don’t thrive in too much drama. 

It isn’t too surprising to learn that Taurus are the most sensual sign. For years, viewers have watched Luann do some of her best flirting on the Real Housewives of New York, and now we know the stars made her do it. Pampering and pleasure are what make Luann and other fellow bull’s worlds go round. 

Gemini (Twins): May 21 – June 21

Forever, the twin sign, LeeAnne Locken, is the perfect Gemini. This zodiac sign takes its lead with an air element. Gemini is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux, from Greek mythology, with the sign barrier often displaying two personalities. This sign is interested in multiple projects, so it often feels like they need to clone themselves. With a Gemini, you get what you get, as they often come across as one hundred percent genuine. 

Gemini is amazing with change and embraces all that comes with it when it comes to a new start. Many with this sign also have a progressive way of thinking, like LeeAnne, who is known for her work within the community. Most Geminis want to leave the world a better place than when they entered. 

Cancer (Crab): June 22 – July 22

If you are born under the Cancer sign, you and Erika Jayne have a lot in common. This water sign has the symbol of the crab and is one of the six negative signs. The main attributes of this sign are that they can be emotional, ambitious, and natural leaders. The crustacean is said to represent the shore and the sea, showing how this sign holder can exist in both a physical and emotional realm. 

Leo (Lion): July 23 – August 22

Fierce as the lion they represent Leo is known to be passionate and very dramatic. Leos are considered royalty in the celestial jungle, so Lisa Hochstein matches her birthday sign perfectly. Just like Lisa, fellow Leos love to live as if they are the star of the show and will often bask in the limelight. When it comes to romance, a Leo secretly enjoys a drama-filled romance that is perfect for making tabloid headlines. 

 Virgo (Virgin): August 23 – September 22

The virgin, the queen, the Virgo woman is a perfect earth sign. Even though, at times, Gizelle Bryant might come off as a bit fiery, she is very grounded. When it comes to their approach to life, a Virgo is logical, practical, and systematic. Gizelle proved this trait in the most recent season as fans watched her get ready to send her firstborn off to college. A Virgo is a perfectionist at heart, always wanting to make sure their passion projects are done to the best of their ability. 

Libra (Balance): September 23 – October 23

A Libra is all about a system of checks and balances. Like Alex McCord, a Libra likes to have balance within their life and usually run their everyday life by the rule book. This air sign needs everything to be in harmony to feel at peace with the world around them. This explains why Alex would become all red and flustered when interacting with the rest of the RHONY women. 

Scorpio (Scorpion): October 24 – November 21

A true Scorpio is known for being mysterious and ruled by equal parts sexual and creative energy. If this isn’t Phaedra Parks to a T, I don’t know what is. Out of the entire zodiac chart, a Scorpio is one of the most misunderstood signs, thanks to its scorpion charm. This water sign often gets mistaken for a fire sign due to its way of making life like a game of chess.  

Sagittarius (Archer): November 22 – December 21

The archer is the final fire sign and is one of a kind when it comes to their presumptuous ways of thinking. A true Sagittarius has a deep intensity that resides in them, which can come off in dramatic highs and lows, especially for a housewife like Candiace Dillard Bassett. The best trait of a Sagittarius is their thirst for knowledge as they always want to keep learning. It doesn’t matter if it is reading every book or traveling the world; the archer is always ready to explore. 

Capricorn (Goat): December 22 – January 19

The bearer of the sea goat is hard-working, honest, ambitious, and trustworthy. Dolores Catania represents all these traits effortlessly and if you are a goat, too, you do as well. The straightforwardness of a Capricorn is unlike any other sign but usually very welcomed because they don’t beat around the bush. As the last earth sign, their spirits are powerful, which is probably why Dolo is the muscle of New Jersey. 

Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20 – February 18

As the “Thank you, you’re welcome” queen, Denise Richards makes a perfect water bearer. An Aquarius is said to be progressive in their thinking and considered the most humanitarian sign. Some believe that the 11th sign is highly intellectual and can often see patterns before anyone else ever notices them. As the last air sign, an Aquarius is deeply social but hates small talk. 

 Pisces (Fish): February 19 – March 20

As a water sign, Pisces’s constant struggle is between reality and fantasy. Kathy Hilton falls into this zodiac sign and possibly now her random sayings make a bit more sense. The fish is the final sign on the chart and, as a result, has learned a bit from all the other signs before it. The fish are very sensitive and often can shut down if they feel like they are being cornered. 

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