Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky’s ongoing separation can best be summed up by elderly fictional Titanic passenger, Rose DeWitt Bukater. “It’s been 84 years.” This thing just keeps dragging on.
Kyle sniped on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13 reunion that the exact reason she and Mo aren’t together is “nobody’s f*cking business,” but the prolongment of their pain leading up to an inevitable divorce might be a carefully crafted f*cking business decision.
A source (or several) close to Kyle and Mo shared that the probability of the two former Lovebeans ever reconciling is low. Like, basically as low as Dorit Kemsley ever showing up to something on time. And, Kyle and Mo might be milking their matrimonial mess so they can save it for the cameras and cash in.
A source: Kyle and Mauricio are DONE done
TMZ reported that some family and friends of Kyle and Mo believe the chance for reconciliation is slim to none.
And, in “things that go without saying” news, the source believes that Kyle and Mo’s super slow unraveling and awkward dance around the heart of the matter is purposeful and born out of their entertainment business savvy. I’d love to know the exact going rate for breaking your daughters’ hearts on cable network television.
Season 13 of RHOBH recently ended, but Season 2 of Mo’s show, Buying Beverly Hills, drops soon. The trailer teases that their separation will be featured heavily.
The source also suggested that Lovebean 1 and Lovebean 2 aren’t rushing to divorce. They have several houses one or the other could crash at if things between them turn ugly.
Quick! Someone check Kathy Hilton’s phone to make sure that TMZ isn’t on speed dial. She gave more insight into the state of her sister’s marriage in the reunion makeup chair than Kyle gave across the entirety Season 13.
RHOBH streams on Peacock, and Season 2 of Buying Beverly Hills hits Netflix on March 22.
TELL US – WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED IF KYLE AND MAURICIO RECONCILED? DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THEIR SLOW SEPARATION IS A BUSINESS DECISION?
