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The Worst Real Housewives Taglines Ever

March 17, 2024

By Madeline Lylo

Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

Real Housewives taglines are something of an art form. Some are better at it than others. Say what you will about Lisa Vanderpump, but she nailed it, perfectly delivering the best cheeky lines every season. Some are too bizarre to quantify as good or bad, like Karen Huger‘s Season 8 tagline or Mary Cosby threatening to send Jesus after…

Madeline has been writing professionally since 2015, and began putting her expertise and obsession with reality tv to good use in 2020. She writes a lot about Bravo shows, with Vanderpump Rules being her favorite (she will boast about disliking Sandoval since season 1). She firmly believes that Potomac is the best Real Housewives franchise. Outside of Bravo, she adores Love Island more than an author bio could possibly express, and will argue with anyone that season 3 of Love Island UK is one of the greatest seasons in the history of television.