It was many years ago when Bethenny Frankel exclaimed “GET OFF MY JOCK” on The Real Housewives of New York. The phrase caught on, and she even sold “get off my jock” merch. However, it looks like some TSA agents and their equipment either aren’t RHONY fans or just didn’t get that memo.
Bethenny says she was traveling with her daughter, Bryn Hoppy, when she kept setting off airport security body scanners. TSA agents determined that the area of concern was … her vagina.
Weird, because the usual area of concern with her is that sharp tongue! Bethenny posted about her unusual ordeal on Instagram. TMZ had the whole story on how the crisis with Bethenny’s down-low went down.
Bethenny’s vaginal vexation in the airport
Bethenny took to Instagram to recount the awkward incident that happened as she and Bryn were making their way to Aspen for a “mommy and me” trip.
B says as she went through the scanner, it began persistently buzzing. First, she ditched her shoes, but the scanner continued its protest. As she stripped down layer by layer, the beeping continued until she was left standing with only her final layers. The alarm still didn’t back down.
TSA agents finally identified the issue. The perp? Her prison purse!
Bethenny shared a picture of the scan, which showed a red square over her no-no triangle, prompting a thorough pat-down from a probably horrified TSA agent. The situation garnered some extra attention from the crowd behind her – all of whom were likely annoyed that this loudmouth was wasting their time with her mysterious muff. But, Bethenny didn’t have to squat and cough, at least.
Bethenny assured everyone that there was nothing amiss and that this was a first for her vag, jokingly suggesting that she must’ve been overly thrilled about her upcoming Christmas vacation.
Apparently, Bryn found the entire spectacle hilarious and asked her mom if she was smuggling something up in that thang.
Bethenny and Bryn managed to catch their flight and successfully made it to Aspen, despite Bethenny’s hole holding them up.
The fact that Bethenny, who considers herself a branding genius, didn’t go full spread eagle and wail “MENTION IT ALL!” is a massive failure on her part. I think the TSA also let her off too easily. Are they sure there was nothing in there? I wouldn’t be surprised if she was stowing a metal crab claw cracker in there in preparation for her next unhinged hotel room seafood feast/rant!
You can catch Bethenny on her social media pages whining about prices at The Dollar Tree or on her Just B podcast, biting the Bravo hand that fed her.
TELL US: HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN AWKWARD AIRPORT SECURITY SITUATION? IS BETHENNY’S AIRPORT STORY WHAT YOU NEEDED TO HEAR RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS?
