Despite The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills being devoid of Lisa Rinna’s contrived pot-stirring, the first half of Season 13 has been captivating. We’ve seen the beginnings of the unraveling of Kyle Richards’ marriage, Sutton Stracke’s Magic Mike meltdown and accompanying fallout – which gave us the instantly classic “NAME ‘EM!” moment.
The midseason trailer dropped after last night’s episode, and psychic medium Allison DuBois’ ears probably perked up, because Kyle says some key words about her and Mauricio Umansky’s marriage that heavily allude to Allison’s iconic 13-year-old “dinner party from hell” read.
Check out the trailer below, and let us know what you think.
RHOBH Midseason Trailer: There’s more fun to come
The teaser kicks off with champagne and the ladies spicing up a garden party by putting their tongues on everything —pits, lips, toes — you name it (’em). Ew?
When Kyle asks the bombshell question, “Would you date a woman?,” Dorit Kemsley’s reaction is to nearly spray wine everywhere. We’d all love to know Kyle’s answer!
Garcelle Beauvais decides it’s time for a cringe-worthy sex talk with her sons, Jax and Jaid. The result? Groans galore.
Erika Jayne takes center stage at SoFi Stadium – which is much too large for her audience – to likely make our eardrums rethink their life choices.
We then get a peek at the cast’s Spain trip, where the the ladies attempt to dance while wearing matching red outfits. After a failed Hermès hunt, they settle into their accommodations — only to discover that it’s supposedly haunted.
But, more drama is on the way too
The trailer then turns dark. Newcomer Annemarie Wiley takes on Garcelle and Sutton, implying that they’re “lonely” and “insecure.”
Kyle chats with her sister, Kim Richards, about apprehensively patching things up with their other sister, Kathy Hilton. Will these three ever get it together?
Later, Kyle, who’s definitely holding center diamond this season, sits down with Mauricio and drops the bombshell, “I want to feel happy and fulfilled.” This was probably where Allison pumped her fist in the air.
Kyle scores a shout-out from her pal Morgan Wade during one of Morgan’s gigs. Morgan publicly declares her joy to have Kyle in her life, and the vibe’s awkward. The question remains, though: In what way is Kyle in Morgan’s life?
Meanwhile, both Dorit vs. Sutton and Crystal vs. Annemarie feuds seem to develop.
Crystal tells Garcelle about Annemarie’s wild claim that she’s a “doctor” when she’s actually a nurse. A confrontation later explodes, with Annemarie accusing Crystal of being “extra,” and Crystal, in return, calling Annemarie a bitch. Meow.
The trailer ends with Crystal finding herself in the middle of a medical emergency and being taken away in a ambulance. The ladies are on high alert, fearing a “cardiac event.” Cut to Crystal in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV. Is it even a midseason trailer without a health scare?
We’re in for a wild ride as RHOBH Season 13 continues, Wednesday nights at 8/7c on Bravo.
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