Sounds like a party! Maybe for some of you, getting some rad ink and making it rain for exotic dancers might be another Tuesday night. But for Ariana Biermann, aka “the good one”, it means a birthday! Kim Zolciak has raised yet another child to adulthood. Now the Don’t Be Tardy star only has four more kids to go… Yikes.
Ariana has been widely hailed as the most sensible out of the notorious Biermann clan. While she has morphed into a smaller replica of her mother, along with older sister Brielle Biermann, Ariana has remained focused on her grades and continuing her education. Which is a better option than yachting finding random athletes to date as a career. Now that Ariana is 18, life will really begin. Kim shared what the family did to celebrate Ariana’s special occasion.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, nothing makes me feel older than watching reality television kids grow up. Right now I’m reaching for the Aspercreme just thinking about Ariana’s 18th birthday. Viewers know Kim loves nothing more than a red Solo cup party, so the Biermann’s made the moment one none of them will forget. Because the family that tats together, stays together. Also, a male stripper.
According to Bravo’s The Daily Dish, the family planned an epic night of celebration. The soirée included “a tiered Hannah Montana-themed birthday cake, and a cute ripped jeans birthday outfit….” Is Hannah Montana still a thing? I had no idea.
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HollywoodLife shared a video of the crazy antics, and a scantily clad cop. “The party began with a visit from a fake cop who told Ariana she was in trouble for a hit-and-run in the school parking lot before stripping down to his boxers.” Assuming everyone at the party was 18+, this isn’t terribly scandalous. I know it isn’t some people’s cup of tea, but at least Kim isn’t soliciting anyone for John Legend tickets.
The gang then took a party bus, because, of course they did, to a local tattoo joint. “We’re about to get a f–king tattoo,” Ariana said in the video. Ariana went for two small pieces. A black cross on the side of her hand (for her family’s close relationship with Jesus, I guess) and then a red XOXO on her wrist.
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Kim, Brielle, and servant dad Kroy Biermann got the XOXO tattoo on their wrists as well. Sadly I cannot snark on this. Full disclosure, I ran out and got a tattoo on my 18th birthday as well. Now I am heavily tattooed and must sit out any sarcasm in this area. You’re welcome.
Don’t worry about Ariana though. She’s getting ready to move on to bigger and better things. Like college! She was accepted to Arizona State University and will leave next fall. We’ll see how she does without Kim’s influence on her own and hardcore hitting the books. Happy Birthday, Ariana!
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TELL US- DO YOU THINK A STRIPPER WAS INAPPROPRIATE FOR AN 18TH BIRTHDAY? WOULD YOU GET A TATTOO WITH YOUR KIDS? ARE YOU SURPRISED ARIANA IS GOING TO COLLEGE?
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