While some Bravo divorces take eons, Scheana Marie‘s split from Mike Shay did not. I guess a cropped wedding gown = a cropped marriage and more cropped divorce, right?!
The Vanderpump Rules star filed for divorce in November, less than 3 years after getting married on the show. From the get-go their relationship was plagued by difficulties after Shay admitted to substance abuse problems and Scheana tried to fix it by making him drink tequila from a tampon and only party to get buzzed.
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Things officially went bust when Scheana claimed Shay pulled a Lifetime Movie by emptying their checking account then disappearing, was using again and sexting another girl. Shay briefly resurfaced at the reunion to deny Scheana’s allegations and blame her for pushing him and their marriage aside to party. Well it doesn’t matter now – because their divorce is a done deal!
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TMZ reveals that Scheana and Shay are officially divorced and lists the settlement agreement.
Scheana walks away with her dignity in tact a 2016 Ford Explorer she owes $49k on (??! – that’s an asset?!), an ’09 Nissan worth $19k, a bank account totaling $1k, and a retirement fund worth $31k. Scheana also gets to keep flaunting her new relationship to Rob Valetta on instagram. WINNER WINNER Clambake Dinner!
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Shay came out all the better. He gets to keep a ’05 GMC Sierra, and despite Scheana claiming he looted $7 grand from their bank account and was living off her Vanderpump Rules earnings, she still had to pay him $50k to “balance out their assets.”
So, who got all the wedding photos?! And the Mr. & Mrs throw pillows, and hand towels, and wine glasses, and slippers… Maybe Scheana can repurpose them for the next guy?
Dang – I thought these kids were making bank now? Guess not! Or more accurately – I guess they’re blowing it all on cars and nonsense. I heard you could lease a Range Rover for the price of two McDonald’s Happy Meals and a pack of Sally Lee Press-On Nails, so I don’t know what Scheana‘s dysfunction is.
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