From their lovely families to their hilarious reactions to the crazy that is Brandi Glanville, I seriously can’t get enough of Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Eileen had no idea the mess she was getting herself into when she invited Lisa Rinna, Kyle Richards, Brandi, and Kim Richards to her home for a poker game. Eileen took to her blog to call out Brandi for some of the nonsense she spewed the past week.
“In Brandi‘s last blog she said she came to our poker party and was so hungry because it was dinner time and we had no food – aww – I guess she has to blame someone for her actions,” snarked Eileen. “But honestly, folks? It wasn’t EXACTLY dinner time. It was between 8:30 and 9:00 PM. And it wasn’t a DINNER party. It was a POKER party. A DINNER party is where you sit down at a table and have dinner. A poker party is where you sit down at a table and play poker. And even so, we had hors d’oeuvres, such as those ‘little pancakes that are for children‘ that are usually known as blinis.” HAHA!!
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Eileen continued, “Take a peek at the end of last week’s episode. You’ll see us all gathered in my kitchen, and there are trays of uneaten food on the kitchen island. Things got crazy as soon as we sat down to play the tournament. Even though the food was catered and delicious (I know this because I ate a lot of it before the ladies came over), everyone was too distracted to actually eat it. Well, maybe Brandi didn’t see all the food, and that’s why she got so tipsy and acted like she did. And thank goodness she was a little tipsy or that gash in her arm could have been so much more painful.”
“As far as having a nanny (which we don’t have, BTW) take Jesse away for the evening? I’m not quite sure where we’re supposed to send an 11-year-old boy at 10 PM when we couldn’t arrange a sleepover. Nor did Vincent and I think it was necessary,” said a very naive Eileen. Send the children away from Brandi. All. The. Children. “After all, we weren’t having a group of Portuguese sailors over for a poker game. It was four women. If we’re ever moronic enough to invite Brandi over again, I’ll make sure Jesse is safely sequestered away from our property. I wouldn’t want her not to be able to express herself fully with ‘f—, c—, p—-, c—, b—,’ etc. as loudly and as often as she pleases.”
Eileen pointed out the obvious – Brandi, in all her drunken and xanaxed glory, isn’t the best person to be Kim‘s support system. “Kim must be in severe pain, or why would she have taken someone else’s meds? Why is she at a party? I know she’s going through so much with her ex-husband, Monty, and is very vulnerable, but is Brandi really the best friend for her? I know sibling relationships are complicated, but I still believe Kyle has her sister’s best interests at heart more than Brandi does. What was the point of keeping Kim away from Kyle? Kyle wanted to understand what was happening with her sister. Brandi admitted she was drunk. That’s who someone who is trying to stay sober has as her support system? Brandi has her own issues to deal with and watching her with Kim was disturbing and not a healthy combination, IMO.
“It’s sort of annoying me that I don’t understand Brandi’s aggressive behavior towards me,” Eileen said about why she wanted to talk to Brandi at Lisa’s jewelry party. “Two women just communicating, hopefully to maybe find some common ground.”
Eileen explained, “A deep and lasting friendship is probably not in the cards, but I’m hoping that at least we could have some resolution? Crazy of me? Maybe so, because I wasn’t aware I was ‘lecturing’ her. That certainly was not my intention. I’m not her parent or teacher. I’m just trying to understand. Brandi acts like I’m offending her by wanting to understand her. Clearly, my actions towards her have been insulting and mean. Wait. That’s how she is towards me. I guess I am finally understanding her, after all. She attacks, then deflects. She’s becoming predictable. Yawn.”
“I’ll be auctioning off a lightly used poker tournament trophy – held proudly for a moment by Brandi – that was left at our house for charity,” revealed Eileen. “Opening bid is $100.00.”
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