High-end real estate is the love language of many, but sadly, most of us cannot afford to live this good old luxurious life. However, caviar-infused dreams are on tap via our television screens, which we love and sometimes loathe, courtesy of jealousy. Now, if you are anything like us, Bravo likely has your interests piqued. One of their latest showings, Sold on SLC, lands this Wednesday. This new series takes place in the same locale that has already given us a slew of sass and class on this very same network – Salt Lake City.
Sold on SLC features a new powerhouse boss, Jennifer Yeo. We will also meet five of her agents, Kenny Sperry, Malaysia Fua, Matt Jones, Sarah Martindale, and Tyna Edwards.
These six personalities will hopefully deliver us drama, laughs, and more Mid-century modern eye candy than we could ever hope to need. As professional couch connoisseurs of real estate reality television-based series, these are the main takeaway aspects that we hope to see in Season 1 of Sold on SLC.
We hope to see Jennifer Yeo slinging witty banters while capably mentoring her Sold on SLC agents
Jennifer is the fearless leader of this new series. Her rank makes sense, as she is the founding broker of the Presidio Real Estate firm, which she opened in 2011. But Jennifer is so much more than just a boss. She is also a competing superagent in this highly volatile market, which means she is beyond booked and busy.
According to Bravo, Jennifer has a “raise the bar” mentality with her team. At home, her husband Darin aims to keep her grounded. His grounding powers will be needed as this season airs, showing Jennifer how her staff members behave sans her presence. Causing drama and making dollars in SLC is a tough gig, but someone has to do it, and her five agents are ready.
Before securing the bag on Bravo, Jennifer spent her days in her office, calling the shots and capitalizing on the wealthy transplants relocating (or upgrading) in her vicinity. But now, she is also a reality television star, times two, after first appearing as a primary charter guest on Below Deck Season 9. However, her time spent on BD does not compare to her latest series since Sold on SLC centers around her and her firm only.
So, what do we hope to see from Jennifer? For starters, we hope that her personality is engaging but firm. She has to lead her agents, but she also has to make us want to tune in.
Therefore, we hope to see Jennifer leading her team with a firm, witty hand. We want to laugh while gasping, thankful that we are not on the receiving end of these deals gone wrong. But mainly, we hope to see a woman nailing her powerful position, as female leaders are still in the minority on Bravo.
Hopefully, we will only see lighthearted dramas taking place amongst the realtors of Sold on SLC
Drama sells. But too much drama sucks. Reality television is fun to lose yourself in. But when the antics within the series grow too dark, the bulk of the viewers will start tuning out.
We have seen this time and again on our screens. Several series have faced either a cancelation or a reboot, all because their cast members failed to play nicely in their gated sandboxes. We would hate to see this happening for Sold on SLC. Therefore, with any luck, these five agents will only deliver us petty, lighthearted squabbles.
If done correctly, we will either adore or (worst case scenario) tolerate each of the new cast members of Sold on SLC. If done poorly, lawsuits, affairs, or even career-ending narratives will unfold, which, ew. So, get this right, realtors at Presidio.
But mainly, we hope to see over-the-top homes, ridiculous sales methods, and as many themed parties as one real estate firm can host via Season 1 of Sold on SLC
Our pockets are shallow. Yet, we can note that the curtains in primary room #16 look hideous alongside that rug. Also, that ensuite bathroom is far too small. And if you blink, you might miss that walk-in pantry behind that fake paneled wall, which we want but will never have, fueling our pettiness as we watch and post on X, the land formally known as Twitter.
So, show us everything, all cast and crew members of Sold on SLC. We want to see excessive balconies, stunning views, heated floors, teched-out estates, and price tags that make us cry in poor. Give us those gated entries, helicopter pads, and sports courts, and while you are at it, sell these listings via an equally rich route for us, your sweet, slightly broke viewers.
Give us music videos, raps, or viral reels showcasing these excessive estates. Rent fancy sports cars for the driveways, or better yet, take us to a luxury staging office. Welcome us into the world of pricey accents so we can head to Target to recreate each look. And yes, most of us (*raises hand) will also fail at this, but inspire us nonetheless, okay?
Then, use themed parties that cost more than our lives. Show the affluent residents of Salt Lake City how they could thrive should they purchase your listing.
Sold on SLC premieres this Wednesday, December 4, on Bravo at 9/8c.
TELL US – ARE YOU PLANNING ON WATCHING SOLD ON SLC? WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO SEE IN THIS NEW SERIES?
