It isn’t hard to understand why or how Dorinda Medley became such a fan favorite on Real Housewives of New York. Not only does she have a badass name. But she was also a spitfire who came out with these one-of-a-kind one-liners that just stuck. As an Upper East Side entrepreneur and philanthropist, Dorinda was a force of nature. And she never backed down from the other women. Dorinda kept it real even if, at times, she seemed to be going berserk in the Berkshires. Our “Make it Nice” queen is set to star in Season 3 of The Traitors, and frankly, the internet might have almost broken after the news was announced.
As the new season approaches, I feel the need to make a drinking game for every time Dorinda mentions Blue Stone Manor. Personally, I can’t wait for the moment the mother of one says, “I think it’s a DISGRACE!” after someone writes her name down. So here is a round-up of some of the best memes on the internet regarding Dorinda’s casting.
The round table rumble
By now, we all know what to expect from a Traitors roundtable. One of the traitors tries desperately to sidestep the eyes of the faithfuls. However, there is always the one faithful, who is the most outspoken and seen as a threat. This particular faithful is rarely listened to even though their instincts are correct. So when I saw this meme about Dorinda, I just had to share it. It is pretty clear that Dorinda will be making suggestions, so I imagine she won’t be too happy when the group doesn’t listen to her advice. I can already hear the echoes of Dorinda saying, “When I say to you ‘don’t do something,’ you better damn well listen.”
Dorinda, the terror
The new season hasn’t even started yet, and I am already obsessed with Dorinda being cast. Throughout the years, we’ve seen Dorinda host in her Blue Stone Manor, but now I am only thinking of her running around a mansion in Scotland. The blonde will undoubtedly be terrorizing some top-tier stars along the way. If things aren’t done Dorinda’s way, there will be hell to pay for the rest of the house. And there will be even worse repercussions if there are any hidden doors that lead to the loo! That’s Scottish talks for bathroom.
Scaring Sandoval
Along with the news of Dorinda being cast, fans learned that Dolores Catania and Chanel Ayan were also added to the lineup. This started a plethora of memes sharing their hopes of at least one of these ladies making Tom Sandoval cry. One post noted, “If I were a betting woman, my money would be on Dorinda. I feel like she’s going to eat him alive. I’m also making an early prediction that while filming, Sandoval will make every effort to become Britney’s ex, Sam Aghari’s new BFF. That’s a move right up his wannabe alley.”
Watch out, Alan!
It seems that some social media users are fearing for host Alan Cumming. Frankly, Dorinda on Season 3 of The Traitors is going to be a hoot. It often slips our minds that some of the challenges include being hit by bugs or buried alive. This meme aptly points out that it will be hysterical to watch Dorinda in Alan’s “castle from hell trying to figure out how not to be hit with a gallon of centipedes.” I think Dorinda will be a total badass and just take the challenge head-on, putting most of her cast to shame.
Dorinda will slur her way to the end
Perhaps the funniest meme of Dorinda showed a compilation of her drinking one too many. The account noted, “Imagine Dorinda at the round table three sheets to the wind accusing Alan of being a traitor than kicking everyone out of ‘her castle.’” The imagery was perfect as I was taken back to multiple scenes in the Real Housewives of New York. The creator noted that Dorinda “was going to make this whole season a 10.” And to be perfectly honest with you, they are not wrong.
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