In lieu of marriage issues and bourgeoning same-sex relationships, Kyle Richards also threw a dinner party with foods infused with cannabis. You might think eating an entree loaded with the Mary J would make participants nice and relaxed, but on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you would be WRONG.
A couple of familiar faces found their way to Kyle’s table for the Season 13 event. Camille Grammer 007 showed up and so did RHOBH alum, Denise Richards. Denise may or may not remember she was even there. But don’t worry, we remember!
Allegedly there were some cold meds and alcohol involved, and she claims pot isn’t her thing. After implying some of the ganja doses in the meal could have led to her erratic behavior and inability to wear clothes properly, the man who prepared the meal has entered the chat. Now it’s time to hand Chef Christopher Sayegh a napkin because while he wasn’t seated at the table, this man just ate. He fully gathered Denise on his Instagram, and it is glorious work.
The Chef’s POV
What people might be having an issue with is Denise’s lack of accountability. Are we seriously going to try and blame speaking in a language only underground dwellers would understand on DayQuil? No ma’am. Chef Christopher isn’t having it either. Also, Denise even hinting that his meal could have caused her fuckery is not cute.
Christopher took to Instagram on the_herbal_chef account and went to town. Sharing a clip of Denise attempting to explain herself on Jeff Lewis Live, he wrote, “@deniserichards you are such a damn liar, Denise. It’s embarrassing and you should be ashamed of yourself.” Oop, I like him already.
“Let me tell you what really happened… Denise walked into Kyle’s house absolutely obliterated. Her first slurred words to me were ‘dO yOu KnOw WhO I aM?’ Followed by a bunch of other gibberish that we could barely make out. In every interview, since this episode aired you have acted as if you had no idea what was going on, we must have slipped something in your food… or bottled water??”
Please, continue Chef Chris … “Really?? We went over how the evening would go with you and everyone else at the table including specifying how dosage works and that we take our responsibility very seriously – especially when someone would rather abstain from cannabis. It would be detrimental to my business if we left our guests incapacitated, don’t you think?”
Denise in the wrong?
The post went on. “It has been PAINSTAKING to try and showcase the credibility of the science behind cannabis and its uses. Your feeble ego can’t even admit that you have something else going on and arrived under the influence from something else, that you have to try and blame others instead of taking responsibility.” I might be falling in love with his use of “feeble.”
“Then you have the audacity to say how could @kylerichards18 throw this party if she’s sober? Or you think @theprettymess [Erika Jayne] said she was fucked up. YOU were in another realm, and it was only you. Because, spoiler alert, you have some deep seeded issues that you are clearly working through in your own heart. Not surprised one bit that cannabis doesn’t agree with you, it has a tendency to mirror one’s truest self.” Whew, call the wedding coordinators, he’s growing on me.
Jeff’s turn
And now it’s time to take Jeff Lewis down. “And the enablers… @jljefflewis you should be ashamed of yourself too, did you not watch the episode and just felt it was your duty to suck up to every single person sitting across from you in that chair? Continued…”
“I’m actually surprised you could even speak with your nose that far up her ass. Look. I get that you are trying to stay relevant to this crowd, but it’s time to take responsibility and have half as much grace as Kyle and Erika, and the rest of the gals on that episode. PS You’re pink jacket was upside down.” Whew, throw a diamond at this gentleman, I’m begging.
I have nothing further to add. Game, set, and match goes to Chef Chris. Well done, sir.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Wednesdays at 8/7c on Bravo.
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