Welp, you asked for it and now it’s here. Or maybe you didn’t ask for it, but we’re getting it anyway. Get ready friends, Vanderpump Rules may or may not end with Season 11 but now she has an official spinoff.
Bravo invites fans to join them on … The Valley. Basically, everyone fired from Pump Rules got a second chance at greatness, or at least at a level slightly above obscurity. Prepare yourselves for the return of Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright’s aggressive eyebrow, and Kristen Doute.
Spring 2024 is about to be meh lit!
The Vanderpump Rules Season 11 premiere party did more than bring questionable outfits to the red carpet (looking at you, Lala Kent). Bravo announced a brand new show and offspring of Lisa Vanderpump’s long-running Pump Rules.
Cast members will include Jax, Brittany, Kristen, and some new people no one knows. Doute’s boyfriend Luke Broderick is on board, followed by Danny Booko, Nia Booko, Jesse Lally, Michelle Lally, Jason Caperna, and Janet Caperna. Jasmine Goode and Zack Wickham will also be around. Clearly big names have been left out as we all know the real star of The Valley will be Brittany’s visiting mother, Sherri Cartwright, and whatever frosted lipstick she has in her travel bag.
Obviously cameras will trail this new group of “friends” in the LA area but the crew will “trade bottle service in West Hollywood for baby bottles in the Valley all while they navigate bustling businesses, rocky relationships, and feisty friendships.” You know that emoticon that’s pretty much a grimace? That’s my face right now.
A teaser clip was revealed showing Jax dressed in a suit driving a child’s toy car. Perhaps it’s because he doesn’t have a valid California license, but in any event, he’s riding around waving to the cast and everyone is dressed up. So I guess the synopsis is entitled millennials with kids. Got it.
Happy wife, happy life?
From out of nowhere comes the not-so melodic twang of Britney’s voice saying, “Stop messing around and mow the dang yard.” Wow, I cannot tell you how much I have missed the rawt in hail of it all – said no one. Jason Jax replies, “Okay honey! Love you!”
Per the show’s description, Jax and Brit have settled into their family life in the Valley. Danny is a friend of Jax’s from the neighborhood and Brit Brit is friends with Danny’s wife. There’s also a heavy real estate angle with the cast. Bravo wants you to think people in Hollywood either sell expensive drinks or expensive houses and those are the only two available jobs.
LVP will be executive producing this new hit with additional production of 32 Flavors Entertainment, Haymaker East, and Evolution Media. It’s like the Alex Baskin and Lisa project. This is going to be a full mess. I can’t wait.
There’s no premiere date for The Valley, but it will hit Bravo in Spring 2024.
TELL US – ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE VALLEY?
