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Ariana Madix Brands Tom Schwartz ‘Completely Useless’ While Ranking Co-Stars

Ariana Madix has strong feelings about her co-stars. Of course, that shouldn’t be news to anyone. On a show like Vanderpump Rules, it would be impossible to maintain purely neutral feelings about one’s co-workers.

Not to mention, after a series of episodes as explosive as Season 10, it would only make sense to harbor some passion, positive or negative. But on top of having these strong feelings, Ariana has no problem making them clear.

In a recent video for Cosmopolitan’s Cheap Shots, Ariana had the chance to rank co-stars Kristen Doute, Lala Kent, Scheana Shay, and Tom Schwartz in terms of who she’d most like to have with her in a deserted island scenario. Her answers may surprise you.

Ariana’s wild reason for wanting Lala on an island over “useless” Tom Schwartz

Before she got into her ranking, she teased, “There’s one I don’t want to be stuck with at all.” When going from best to worst, Ariana began, “I think number one would be Kristen, because I feel like we would both be so set on making a plan, like figuring things out. So I feel like she would be a good person to have first.”

Moving on from there, she said, “And then second, I would say Scheana. Because I feel as though she would be trying to look on the bright side, and I feel like that would be a really nice thing, as well, to have when we’re probably gonna die, right?” Honestly, unexpected, but fair.

“And then Lala. First of all, if she could just walk around naked, that would be great.” Out of pocket. But at the same time, kind of based. As for the bottom of her ranking (who could’ve predicted this), she said, “Tom Schwartz, I don’t want there at all. Completely useless. No thanks.”

Vanderpump Rules Season 11 hits Bravo on Tuesday, January 30 at 8/7c.

TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ARIANA’S RANKING? HOW WOULD YOU RANK THE FOUR CAST MEMBERS?

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