Happy Holidays! Welcome to Mauricio Umansky living his best life whilst drenched in champagne, sweat, and a brand new threat of losing about $75 million. Someone please tell me what in the fresh hell has happened to the “adults” on Bravo this year.
Mauricio and Brazillian singer Anitta put on quite a show while the two were mutually in Aspen. It wasn’t at all extra to ski with two women wearing towels on the slopes, now he’s popping bottles and putting himself at great risk of breaking a hip.
Poor Mo needs to remember, his teeth might be young, but his body is not.
Ain’t no party like a Southwest party …
Will someone think of the kids? These couples may or may not break up for a storyline. Then they act like they’ve been transported back to a time where responsibilities and more importantly, the eyes of their spawn didn’t exist.
While Mauricio has been publicly whining that his marriage drama is playing out on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – he also stomped his feet and declared he’s not watching the show. He recently said, “I know that they’re dramatizing everything. There’s a bunch of stuff that I don’t really want to see because it will just create more noise for me and more opinions.”
Mauricio might not want to “see” a “bunch of stuff” on RHOBH but Kyle Richards is sure as hell about to get an eyeball full of Mo doing a “bunch of stuff” in Colorado. I guess after shredding some slopes while donning bath mats, Mo, Anitta, and former Dancing with the Stars competitor Lele Pons headed straight for the bar.
There was a celebration of some sort going on. Lots of tongues sticking out and suggestions of a sexual nature. Mauricio and his new dentures were happily partaking in the activities even though it was way past his bedtime. He should have been tucked under the covers and watching Matlock in his room. As I am also a member of the AARP Counsel, we prefer our members to get a full 8 hours of sleep.
But … but … Kyle is doing the same thing
Okay BUT she isn’t.
I know, Kyle dId a ViDeO with Morgan Wade so Mo should be able to let his freak flag fly right? Or is this how Mauricio has always acted and now he’s just not hiding it anymore? The daughters of both Kyle and Mo are all probably considering entering the witness protection program after being embarrassed by the hijinks of Mommy and Daddy.
If Kyle was butthurt over the scissor sisters dancing Mauricio did on DWTS, this might mean he gets some legal papers in his Christmas stocking.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns Wednesday, January 3, 2024, at 8/7c on Bravo.
TELL US – DID MAURICIO GO TOO FAR? DO YOU THINK KYLE WILL BE FURIOUS?
