Scheana Shay and Lala Kent want to make certain you enjoy this holiday season to the fullest. In an effort to ensure the journey is merry and bright, the Vanderpump Rules stars have released a song to celebrate the joys of Christmas.
The festive tune is called Christmas Slay, but it should probably be titled We Are Still Obsessed with Rachel Fa La La La Laaaaaa. Yes, this “song” which may or may not have been written by Chat GPT on bitter mode, has been released. We’ll have to see if Mariah Carey begins to shake uncontrollably out of fear and starts calling her business manager.
Overflowing with Kindness and Positivity … unless you’re Rachel
I guess not everyone is over Scandoval. Despite Rachel Leviss not saying a damn word about anyone on Pump Rules for almost a year, some of the cast can’t quit her. So now Scheana and Lala made a Christmas song that I suppose means to be funny, but it’s basically showing some people are unable to move on.
Bless their hearts, they tried. Somehow Scheana managed not to make Good as Gold the backing track for this new tune, and that is a Christmas miracle within itself. For the VPR mommies, a new song is a chance to continue slamming their former cast member.
Christmas Slay offers nods to epic moments in Bravo history and it also offers an outlet to continue bashing people. Not your ordinary formula for a holiday jingle, but these are no ordinary people. Obviously Scandoval was probably the biggest thing to happen to a lot of these folks on Pump Rules. Consequently, they may not know how to move on from such a popular moment. Let’s try to leave the Mean Girl schtick in 2023 ladies, it’s kind of old and predictable now.
With such profound lyrics like, “I wanna be an angel, not a Rachel, bitch.” And let’s not forget, “Lip service to Santa like Lisa Reeh-nas.” The fact that the world didn’t wake up to Christmas Slay at #1 on the Billboard charts is a sin.
Ahead of Pump Rules Season 11, this new standard to holiday programs everywhere will surely last the test of time. It will become a new tradition for households across the nation. Perhaps since Lala and Scheana are now on the good side of Tom Sandoval, they can be featured in his Venmo band. It’s all happening!
Vanderpump Rules Season 11 will return with Rachel continuing to live rent-free in Scheana and Lala’s brains in January 2024.
TELL US – DO SCHEANA AND LALA NEED TO GET OVER IT? IS IT TIME FOR THESE LADIES TO GET SOME NEW MATERIAL?
