Vanderpump Rules Season 10 feels like a step above must-watch TV. Every Wednesday night feels like the Super Bowl. Especially when Andy Cohen hosts a SURver on Watch What Happens Live right after to break down the episode. For some godforsaken reason, Tom Schwartz was the latest VPR star to appear on WWHL. The only preparation he seemed to do was buying wrist weights, but even that didn’t stop him from nervously touching his face. It just proves Mr. Schwartz really can’t follow through on anything.
Schwartz needs media training ASAP. Like, for real some serious reality TV boot camp. He has a history of digging himself into a hole on Pump Rules and trying to “Aww shucks” his way out of it. In the days of #Scandoval, that ain’t gonna work anymore. Tom Sandoval also proved that no men on VPR are worth trusting by cheating on Ariana Madix for months with Raquel Leviss.
Schwartzy is almost just as bad after revealing he knew for a while about Sandoval and Rachel. Like, why would you even admit that at this point? Does Schwartz even want to try and salvage his businesses with Sandoval? His behavior is one of life’s greatest mysteries that I truly have no interest in solving.
One of the most egregious moments from Schwartzy’s WWHL appearance is when he begged Pump Rules fans who run into Sandoval in public to hug him. No seriously, he thought that would be a good way to get the fans on his side. That’s like asking any of his co-stars to attend a Raquel-hosted puppy party in April 2023. It’s just a lost cause. Lala Kent couldn’t contain her rage at Schwartz’s ridiculous WWHL appearance. According to Page Six, she offered her own alternative for how she’d handle running into Sandoval in public.
Lala essentially said she would “Atomic wedgie … his ass” and go off “punching him straight in the d–k.” No wonder the VPR reunion was so hostile. Lala made the statement in an impromptu Instagram Story video. Her mom agreed that Sandoval might be the one person who deserves that kind of treatment these days. Even Lauren from Utah’s Mama doesn’t like you, Sandoval. That’s a new low.
Katie Maloney also chimed in on her ex-husband’s stupid call to action on WWHL. “You’re the only one that wants to hug him dude,” Katie tweeted. “READ THE ROOM!!!” All I know is that Katie must be so vindicated that she finally divorced this lame man. The Toms truly do deserve each other.
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LALA’S RESPONSE TO SCHWARTZ ASKING FANS TO HUG SANDOVAL? DO YOU THINK ANY FANS WILL ACTUALLY TAKE SCHWARTZ’S ADVICE ABOUT HUGGING THE VANDERPUMP RULES STAR?
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