We’re back for another action-packed week of reality TV. Real Housewives of Potomac aired their second reunion episode last night, and the week has just begun! Join me for what I’m watching this week.
Monday – Below Deck
Of course, Below Deck is on the agenda. It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Captain Lee Rosbach is back on the scene and Captain Sandy Yawn is going to walk the plank make her exit. She’s the Hailey to Lee’s Selena. IYKYK. We’ll also catch up with Hayley De Sola Pinto after she was caught mocking the guests while making beds during dinner service. I’m rooting for her, but also wouldn’t turn down a drama-filled tip meeting before we bid Sandy adieu.
Watch on Bravo Monday at 8PM ET.
Monday – Summer House
Times are changing in the Summer House. I don’t think Carl Radke and Kyle Cooke’s friendship is going to make it. Truthfully, I wouldn’t have it in me to stick beside someone who opened the season with naughty nurse schtick. That was tough. For her part, Danielle Olivera is staying loyal to her bestie Lindsay Hubbard. At least for now. We’re just getting started with this season, and I think we all know how things turn out. Join me in watching the demise and mourning of these two friendships!
Watch on Bravo Monday at 9PM ET.
Tuesday – New Episodes of Perfect Match
If you aren’t already watching Perfect Match on Netflix, it’s time to get your binge on. I was skeptical to start yet another dating-style show, but trust me, this one is worth it. Contestants on this series are former Netflix reality stars from shows like The Circle, Love is Blind, and The Ultimatum. Everyone is mixed and mingled in a house where they pair up– alternating men’s and women’s elimination weeks. The series also brings in fresh meat during every episode, just to keep everyone on their toes. And did you know Damian Powers and Francesca Farago had a thing? Make it make sense!
Stream on Netflix now, with more episodes dropping Tuesday.
Tuesday – Real Housewives of New Jersey
First of all, if you haven’t read the classic Real Housewives of New Jersey episode recap we dropped last week, eat your heart out. And be sure to check the comments! It’s almost like Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga came on the series with one storyline in mind. And here we are 10 seasons later, still hashing out the same issues. I’d be bored if it weren’t for Teresa Giudice’s imprisonment, divorce, new beet-red hubby, and the current plan for her to axe her brother and SIL for good. From where I’m sitting, it looks like Tre is running circles around her fambly this year, which is humorous all by itself. The way she finally invited Melissa to be a bridesmaid was poetic yet mortifying for everyone. I’m not totally sure she knows what she’s doing just yet, but I’m here to watch the Teresa-show all the same.
Watch on Bravo Tuesday at 8PM ET
Thursday – Real Housewives of Miami
Woof. The Lenny Hochstein of it all is getting so dark. Last week, he was able to turn his mom against Lisa Hochstein as his upgrade downgrade divorce continues. Apparently, Lenny needs to start his new life by the deadline of Halloween. No doubt to have a slutty costume party at his family home unincumbered by his wife and children. Is this weirdo 22? Just kidding. No amount of free filler and Botox can help that mug look youthful. He’s rotting from the inside out, clearly. Imagine looking like Terry Dubrow on a good day.
Watch on Peacock. New episodes drop Thursday.
TELL US – WHAT OTHER REALITY TV SHOWS ARE YOU PLANNING TO WATCH THIS WEEK? ARE YOU ENJOYING RHONJ OR READY FOR A TOTAL RECAST?
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