The Real Housewives of Orange County season 16 has so far been giving us a lot of nothing. Despite Heather Dubrow’s off-the-rails sushi party, what have we really gotten? Newbie Noella Bergener’s divorce story is boring. Maybe we will see more to it but something tells me the rest of the cast doesn’t even care. Nor should they really. Because Noella is too busy making up lies about Heather “slamming people into walls.” To which Heather and viewers alike collectively said, “HUH?”
After Noella, we have our OTHER boring newbie, Dr. Jen Armstrong. She has plenty of off-camera lawsuits which could keep her storyline busy, but so far nothing has come up. On camera, all she’s bringing is a shirtless husband who rearranged the letters of his name to form a new one. Which even Jen seems confused about. Talk about not fun. He couldn’t even come up with a more exciting name? Fourth season vet Emily Simpson tried her hardest to bring Jen into the fold in a recent episode. She grilled her on her past relationship and where she got her money. Drunkenly, I might add. Which is my favorite kind of Emily. You know, Fun Emily.
On a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, presumably sober Emily opened up about which cast member isn’t really doing it for her. Host Andy Cohen asked, “In honor of Fun Emily, which of your fellow ‘Wives is the least fun?” Emily paused for an extended period of time. She finally settled on an answer and relented, “I’d say Jen.”
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Is anyone surprised? No. Jen seemed like a deer in headlights when Emily came for her and didn’t even seem to understand that her main goal was to argue back. It’s almost like she doesn’t understand the role of the show she has been cast on. Has Jen even given us a laugh this season? Anything? She did shame stay at home moms. Oh, and when Emily was grilling her she admitted to having a rich ex who she was with for his “personality.” Riveting!
Even Noella, who is being accused of thirsting beyond the point of what’s acceptable, doesn’t like Jen. She recently slammed her and said, “She’s thirsty. She’s one of those people girls who just takes a little something and turns it into a big thing so she can hear her own voice. I hate being around people like that sometimes because you can’t let your wall down.” Oof. Tough words coming from the lady who was fawning over Shane Simpson at a party for attention.
This begs the question – can you be thirsty and boring at the same time? I guess we will find out.
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TELL US – DO YOU THINK JEN IS THE LEAST FUN? WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST FUN? DO YOU THINK JEN STILL HAS A CHANCE TO TURN THIS SEASON AROUND?
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