Teresa Giudice has made two things clear on this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. The first being that she doesn’t get analogies. The second being that she’s single and ready to mingle. Last week she rocked a skimpy bathing suit and flirted with Joe Gorga’s best friend. All while Jennifer Aydin drank a pool of tequila and threw up on the ride home.
Point being – Teresa is showing her fun side this season. I’m here for it because the last five seasons have been seriously heavy and depressing for Tre. A major factor in that heaviness was her loser ex-husband Joe Giudice. To recap – he put her in jail, talked down to her on the regular, and ALLEGEDLY messed around during their marriage. Needless to say, Tre deserves love from all the pool boys, especially since Joe’s indiscretions follow her everywhere.
On a recent episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta After Show, Teresa, Jennifer, Margaret Josephs, and Dolores Catania talked about RHONJ. Of course, they can’t talk about their show without bringing up the worst analogy ever made. Everyone was firmly on Tre’s side, emphatically stating how dumb Jackie Goldschneider’s anaology about Gia Giudice was, and Dolores chimed in the loudest.
“It was a stupid analogy,” Dolores began. “Joe cheated on Teresa 500 times, is on the phone calling her a cu*t to his gumad.” (For those who don’t know – I didn’t – gummed means mistress in Italian. Who says you don’t get culture from Housewives?)
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Dolores continued, “you can’t bring that up? Come on Jackie, that was stupid!” She has a point. Jackie could have used a more even analogy about Joe being a cheater, just like Evan Goldschneider – allegedly. It’s doubtful that would have been any better though.
Interestingly, Teresa didn’t get mad at Dolores for making a meta-analogy about Jackie’s analogy. So, maybe Tre does get explanatory comparisons and just really hates Jackie?
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TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DOLORES’ COMMENTS? WAS JOE GIUDICE A TOTAL CHEATER? DOES TRE UNDERSTAND ANALOGIES? IS THIS WHOLE FIGHT JUST BECAUSE TERESA HOLDS A GRUDGE AGAINST JACKIE FROM LAST SEASON?
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