On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the crew spends their last precious hours in Mexico and tries to make the best of the open bars and lack of responsibility. How this differs from their regular life I’m not sure — I guess there’s a beach?
After their FOMO fight Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark try to put a bandaid on their issues because they love each other more than they love booze. I think… Also wanting to repair their relationship after a a huge fight Tom Schwartz tries to woo Katie Maloney by planning a sexy night full of Dorito breath and muumuus. I feel like minus the muumuu and the Mexican hotel room this is what my high school boyfriend would consider romance.
Lala Kent‘s decision to drink on the trip sends her into a full-blown panic attack. Will Rand’s white rental PJ fly her to safety? Is there a way to find safety from your own demons? Ariana Madix, however, is loving her free-spirited drunken ways and it leads to her incidentally bonding with Kristen Doute. I mean, if your drinking is leading you to see the good in Kristen that’s just a serious problem.
Jax Taylor wrestles with planning the engagement party of Brittany Cartwright‘s dreams and whether or not he wants his own family included in the festivities. I thought the Toms had legally adopted him at this point anyway?
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When the group finally returns to LA they learn that James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss decide to throw a puppy shower for their dog Graham Cracker as a way to re-introduce themselves to the group as sane, normal, non-drunk people, but no one is interested in celebrating their new addition!
Finally, Billie Lee confronts Lisa Vanderpump about her treatment of James and finds herself in the frying pan for disrespecting Lisa!
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