Luann D’Agostino’s engagement and marriage to Tom D’Agostino has been haunting The Real Housewives Of New York all season long – and apparently, she’d like to squeeze a few more drops of blood from its dead carcass. (Sorry for the gross metaphor. But I am so done with this particular storyline!)
In addition to blasting Sonja Morgan for poking fun at her relationship, Luann also rehashes her ire with being stuck in Bethenny Frankel’s Vermont rental basement – otherwise known as the Log Cabin Bridal Suite. With a bathroom down the hall – GASP!
Luann begins by recounting the Bronx lunch, in which Dorinda Medley delivered her epic “CLIP, CLIIIIP!” tirade. She recalls, “I hadn’t been to the Bronx in about 15 years, and I wasn’t let down by the restaurant Bethenny chose. The pizza was fabulous! Sonja needs to stop dragging Dorinda into her Tipsy Girl drama. Dorinda was very clear from the beginning that she never intended to invest in that business…end of story!”
Concerning Sonja’s comment about friends who sleep with the same man (hello, 50% of Housewives!), Luann writes in her blog, “What is up with Sonja and her disrespectful attitude towards my marriage? When we were at lunch at the Saint Andre Café with Ramona [Singer], why did she have to mention sleeping with Tom? How rude! She always says she’s just joking, but she’s been relentlessly sarcastic when it comes to my marriage to Tom. What is Sonja’s threshold for rudeness? I’d reached my limit with her and decided it was better to leave our lunch than to stoop to her level.”
But Luann was forced to stoop to the sub-level in Vermont, where she was the last to arrive. “It’s always risky to be the last one to arrive when vacationing with the ladies. We’ve seen time and again how Ramona and Sonja try to grab the best room for themselves, but this time they were thwarted by Dorinda with a little help from Carole [Radziwill].”
“I was hoping one of them would have been thoughtful enough to keep me out of the basement,” continues Luann, “which, by the way, had a bathroom down the hall with no electrical outlets. Live and learn. Remember, this trip took place right after I got back from my wedding, so I was still in marital bliss mode! Although it might not have seemed like it, I was very happy to be there and was grateful to Bethenny for inviting us on this trip. The house was really beautiful, even the basement!”
So, the former Countess is sorta-kinda over it – for now. But something tells me that she’ll never be over the Tom drama. Because she married it.
TELL US: IS SONJA A BAD FRIEND, OR WAS SHE JUST JOKING? WILL LUANN BE ABLE TO FIND A NEW STORYLINE NOW THAT THE WEDDING IS OVER?
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