Sister Wives’ Kody Brown Celebrates Birthday With Family, Hair, And Hawaiian Haystacks

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Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to party like a rockstar polygamist?  Well, now you can!  Sister Wives' star and ridiculously coifed patriarch Kody Brown just celebrated his birthday with the help of his four wives, Meri, Janelle, Robyn, and Christine.  Oh, and fourteen of pair's quintets' seventeen kids were there too.

Due to their conservative religious lifestyle (you know, the one that affords them four giant houses and Kody's midlife crisis convertible), the party was just a time to be at home with the family, showering dear old dad with gifts and goodies.  They stayed far from the Vegas strip…and the strip breathed a collective sigh of relief.

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According to Radar Online, the shindig was relatively low key…and I mean that because not all of the relatives were in attendance.  Kody shares, "We actually had a birthday party at home.  Three of my children missed the party because they were out of town or at an athletic event."  I'm sure they hated to miss it!

Luckily for Kody, his family was there to fix all of his favorite foods.  He tells the site, “We had cake, ice cream and my favorite meal, which is Hawaiian Haystacks."  Can someone please enlighten me as to what Hawaiian Haystacks are?  I picture them looking slightly like Kody's mane. 

While he didn't elaborate on the many gifts he received from his family, he did reveal, “One of my wives gave me an iPod.”  My money's on Meri for that one…she likes to be the one-upper, plus we all know she's not afraid to drop some cash.  It certainly wasn't budget-conscious (for this group, at least) Janelle!  Who am I kidding…you know they totally filmed this for season four, so we'll find out then. 

When questioned as to whether any crazy Las Vegas shenanigans were involved, Kody jokes, “Sorry, it was mostly peaceful!”  I'm sure with fourteen kids and five four (oops!  My bad!) competing wives involved it certainly was…not.

TELL US-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KODY'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION?  WHO DO YOU THINK GIFTED HIM THE IPOD?

[Photo Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN]

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